Welcome to Our Home: Saint Hinton Hall

This is the one. This is the place where dreams come true, where the past confronts the future, and the present becomes reality. The reality you've always been promised.

Lana Diane, The News is Good, BLAG Base (1972)

Located away from prying eyes in leafy Amersham, Saint Hinton Hall is home to the Better Language Analysis Group, a small sub-group of DianeTech wünderkind working under Lana Diane's personal supervision. These are some of the finest DianeTech Trainers there have ever been. Graduates of the Advanced Levels (AL), these people are part of the DianeTech Elite Corps (DEC) and with their skills and your commitment and self-financing together we will move mountains.

For it is only at BLAG Base that your status as a nascent Operating Cretan is assured. Those in Doubt Mode (DM) will find themselves overcome by this technology, it can literally blow-up your Head Set (HS) - the total rush of new energies wipes the mind like a cassette-tape near a magnet in the wrong hands. But don't worry if your stay must be a long one! We have New Orbiting Plus (NOP) on call 12 hours a day preparing you for the higher levels, cancelling those fears and doubts. In the luxurious surroundings of Saint Hinton Hall you can expect the big hits you've always dreamed of!

Saint Hinton Hall

(as if viewed from a small aeroplane)

1. Command and Security Keeping your progress private and making sure participation is total the CSG (Command and Security Guardia) are here to help your progress. Nothing sinister could survive in the breathtaking new world Lana has given us right here at Saint Hinton. 2. Detention Center It is in here in the sometimes misunderstood Detention Block that LD's pioneering work on combined dietary and vitamin drug therapy for criminals is carried out. Willing team members, who perhaps need space and time to re-evaluate their progress on the raft, practice womb-like incarceration under experimental conditions, often for many days at a time! By measuring the effects of the restricted diet on their bodies they are simultaneously provided valuable time BLAG DTs to meditate on any OP elements in their past thinking. This way everybody benefits!

Discoveries made at Saint Hinton

"For what is a criminal? He is a man in spin, a misappropriation of the vital drives, a tech-down individual. The sin is curable (like heart disease), as with all others, the pills will be marked DianeTech" Lana Diane, Internal Missions and the Meat is Waiting, Private Lectures to DT VIIs, 1976 Valuable discoveries have been made, soon to be launched into society at large in a state-wide program aimed at curing crime through DianeTech methodology and dietary/vitamin throughflow. It literally is the only CrimeTech (CT) that works!

1. a 31% drop in re-offending

2. a 79% drop in drug abuse

3. 22% of subjects gain stronger and more beautiful arms

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