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"Its personality time. Lets get you back to your semantic centers and the wonders begin"

Lana Diane, "With These Arms: The Journey Starts Here...", San Diego, 1965

Your Journey On The Raft (JOTR) is your own personalised trip through the wisdom of Lana Diane. It is travel though in the mind, not in space! By applying your commitment bridge to this itinerary you'll soon be feeling better, reacting more in steptime and ultimately fulfilling human relationships.

There's no time like the present so apply for our personality test and begin your intense involvement with the only human self-healing semantic technology that's ever been proven to work!

1. Training Reach ver 1.0

A vital first piece of tech. The DT teaches you how to tell falsehoods, switch subjects and cancel your down-ethics whilst smiling and looking interested.

By learning how not to react, details about former lives, family and friends can easily be ignored or even forgotten.

Its a technique that aids understanding, semantic clearance, and your unity of on-message in legal situations.

Simply... more tech - more wisdom.

2. The Personality Test (PT)

We can find out so much about you!

Things you won't have even imagined!

Using the internationally renowned CSSA (Cambridge Standard Semantic Accounting) our team of DTs can make out the entire source of your problems.

Walk in any time and DianeTech's unique technology can account your responses into a programme of Orbiting Technique (OT) that's just right for YOU (more details below).

3. Dianetech Orbiting (DO)

i The Story of Orbiting...

Once upon a time Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldren and the other great American space pioneers looked down upon this island Earth. It too was an experience that left them never the same again. The mind-bending voyage of discovery had cast the new light of meaninghood over their lives.

But now we no longer need to be an astronaut, with DianeTech's OrbitingTechnique (OT).

The goal of Orbiting is to guide the InnerLight of You (ILY) around the planet of Selfhood (PoS), and return you to the BaseStation of Knowingness (BSK) in a matter of hours.

ii Becoming High Lama

Orbiting is the seminal trance technique developed by Lana Diane during a sojurn in the holy hills of McLeod Ganj, India (home of the Dalai Lama and Richard Gere).

During her stay there in the 1970s Lana became ill. Feeling sick, and strangely giddy she crouched in her hotel room, head pressed flat against a jutting stone, enfeebled and unable to move. Only after hours of this sickness and hunger was she finally able to sit back and adopt the lotus position - the recongnised posture of spirit beings - and found that she was now capable of relinquishing her grip on "tellurian" reality in favour of a far deeper spiritual knowingness.

Over the last twenty-five years Lana has been able to hone and refine the technique into one of Immediate Transcendental Causality (ITC). Shes the original Orbiter! (1)

3:ii Orbiting Technique

These days the Orbiter will ask the preglober to squat down and rest his head on a specially designed WallBolt (WB). The Orbiter will then guide the forehead into an exact central position and then secure the preglober in place with a series of body-contoured lycra straps, known as a ControlHarness (CH). Once in place the preglober is allowed to spend time alone (2) in contemplation.

On returning the Orbiter will release the preglober and instruct him to sit in a chair, situated in a central room location. The Preglober will find that the release of pressure from the forehead is not unlike the feeling experience of being trepanned. And his self-light may glow not as before.

It will be hard to talk to people because of the numbers and all the lectures!

SignUp Now. Its the only mental technology even proven to work.

Notes

(1) Orbiter: a person trained and qualified in applying Dianetech processes and techniques to individuals for the enhancement; called an orbiter because orbiter means "one versed in rondo travel."

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(2) This can be punishing and we recommend this method be used in conjunction with our specifically formulated DianeTech Trainers

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