Courses:

Dissolve
Oppressive
People (DOP)

 

'An OP is a lie in a human body,
his every move an abomination to the natural order we are creating.'

 
Lana Diane, LDCO (Lana Diane Command Office), Internal Document, 1966

 

'Harrass, lie, place evidence, blackmail, murder -
the Dissolve OPs Course Toolkit (DOPCoT) is all these and more.
Simply, the only tech to stop these people.'

 
Lana Diane, LDCO (Lana Diane Command Office), Internal Document, 1971

 

Who are the Oppressive People?

Let's be clear. Oppressive Person status is accorded at the discretion of your DianeTech Trainer. Its scientistic, a simple form that recognises the master ill-behaviour types that are being used against you. A list below gives you an idea of the tell-tale signs that you should report to your DT.

 

1. Co-workers circulate irony-laden emails about your recent Big Hits and excitement about DianeTech.

2. Friends and relatives circulate malicious lies about DianeTech recruiting techniques and the harsh internal regime at Saint Hinton.

3. Friends and relatives point out that despite your increased joyful inner light you seem to have 'lost' your critical powers.

4. Friends and relatives try to stop you from buying the manifold course materials, globing equipment, wallbolt, headset and set-texts from the Lana Diane Library on the unspiritual grounds that they are "very very expensive indeed".
Its time for you to take the Dissolve OPs course:

The Course Toolkit

1. Learning about locks - 2 hours, 6 cassettes, 249 US dollars

The complete introduction to safe and security box awareness; lock mastery is covered in detail.
Get the private and secure files your DT needs, on the day that s/he needs them.

Its that, or a tech-down scenario.

 

2. The Noise of Federal Shopping (NFS) - 9 hours, 12 cassettes, 499 US dollars

Stop the careerpath of the OPs in your workplace by reporting their bloodsexcrimetax status to the local FBI. Make some noise, send letters to their banking and local press institutions. Make their parents their hatefigurehell. Its a favour we can't recommend enough times.

The truth is jello on a child's plastic spoon.

3. Finding Painsites in the Oppressives (OPs) - USD 2999

It couldn't be simpler to offset the HarmPeople with our new Painsite Diagnosis IV Course. (PDIVC)

Use the chart (right) to identify areas of potential pain in the MindBody-Crime of the person oppressing you. They will soon feel the hits, watch their personality go off-line, an into the drink situation everytime.

By the time you have reached Operating Cretan 154 you will be able to create the most incredible harm, with only a thought word or deed!

Then truly the Big Hits (BH) within the environment will be yours and yours alone.
As Lana says:

 

"The OP is your tool, an unworthy patch on a wider cloak ... the Tech we have is a raygun in a willful child's hands."

Lana Diane, The Beauty in Other Pain, 1977

 

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